I’m a Christmas light Scrooge!
Christmas lights are a total freakin’ scam designed to waste your time and take your money. Here’s why:
Putting any lights on anything requires a minimum of two hours, and that’s if you’re lucky. Somehow, even throwing some net lights on a bush takes forever to get them on and looking decent.
They’re a pain in the [...]
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